Ashleigh found someone more awkward and inappropriate than herself

Scene: Monday morning, checkout desk of the Econo Lodge in Nashville, TN.  Ashleigh approaches desk to check out of room and has the following conversation with 40-year-old, unattractive, overweight redneck desk clerk...

Creepy Clerk:  Room 164, checking out?

Ash: Yes

CC: How did I know the room number you were in?

A: I don't want to know

CC: We don't have cameras in your room

A: I don't want to know

CC: We weren't watching you last night

A: I don't want to know

CC: Things end up on the Internet that shouldn't be on there

A: Tell me about it (didn't mean to actually tell me about it)

CC: Someone snuck into my room and took a picture of my backside when I was getting out of the shower

A: (uncomfortable laughter)

CC: My picture got up on the internet.  My brother is proud and gay.  He found my picture on the internet but didn't know right away it was me.  He recognized the birthmark on my backside.  He called me and told me he was getting all horned up from my picture.  My own identical twin brother was getting horned up over my backside.

A: (uncomfortable laughter)

CC: He called me and told me he downloaded the picture of my backside and was getting all horned up over it.  

A: (uncomfortable laughter, vomiting in her mouth over the third use of "horned up".  Finally saved when someone else comes to the desk to get helped.  In need of another shower)

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